― Clint Eastwood
“I tried being reasonable.
I didn't like it.”
Pale Rider (1985)
― Clint Eastwood
“If you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind,
you may have a long wait.”
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
― Clint Eastwood
“well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas:
sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.”
― Clint Eastwood
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage..
And as soon as I learn what it is,
I'll get married again."
― Clint Eastwood
“They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.”
(Million Dollar Baby - 2004)
― Clint Eastwood
"OK, you did two things wrong. First, you asked a question, and second, you asked another question."
(Pink Cadillac - 1989)
― Clint Eastwood
"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
(City Heat - 1984)
― Clint Eastwood
"What are you pointing the gun at the suitcase for? It's dead already."
(The Rookie - 1990)
― Clint Eastwood
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
The Dead Pool (1988)
― Clint Eastwood
“Well, opinions are like assholes.
Everybody has one.”
Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
― Clint Eastwood
“The only thing you could build, Webster...
is a good case of hemorrhoids.”